Friday, June 11, 2010

I need to develop my superpowers.

There is a horrible boy in the front row of my BarBri class who (among other glaring faults) has worn a plaid vest (and nothing else) every day this week.

My multiple attempts to kill him with my eyes have not been successful. I can't even make his hoodie-vest grow sleeves.

Le sigh. I wish I'd learned more useful things in law school.


fairlytypical said...

There are a few people I'd like to make disappear in my barbri class as well. Remind me to tell you a few specific things I've learned about my barbri location.

but seriously, a plaid vest? and with a hood? oh dear.

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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson