Sunday, March 28, 2010

How is it...

...that now, with so many months of training behind them, my 2Ls have all forgotten how to use an em dash?

Tarnation. I need hardly mention the Rule of Five, except to say: 2Ls, I am watching you. Get thee to the Bluebook, and stop destroying my faith in humanity. I know where you sleep. Your Journal-dominated life is not over yet.

2 comments:

This Space said...

Step One: Stamp "Alt+0151" on their foreheads.

New Kid on the Hallway said...

I ALWAYS forget the em-dash. That is, it's almost always the last thing I do, going back, cursing, through the whole thing, looking for page numbers. Why are there three different kinds of dashes anyway??

All rights reserved to my snotty and generally self-deprecating writing. And if your comments bother me, I'll delete them. That's right, pumpkin.
...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson