Sunday, March 21, 2010

Better plan:

...I drop out of law school and make my living selling things on Etsy. Current skills include: cooking, wedding website design, calligraphy, bootleg alcohol, puttering. I am fairly certain I can parlay this into something that people would buy.

Right?

2 comments:

Brandon said...

Bootleg alcohol is a growing market.

Virgin In The Volcano said...

Let me know if you go into the bootleg business. I have a collection of leftover ketchup packets that could be handily transformed into pruno. If prisoners drink it, just think how many law students trapped in a library would be eager for a bottle.

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