Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Watch your back, nasal talker guy.

I just got this email from Roommate. It made me laugh out loud. These are the kind of things we do in class:

To: me @ gmail.com
From: Roommate @ noschool.edu

Subj: I will kill this guy.

Seriously. He needs to stop talking. I have a nail file in my purse. You know, the metal kind you can’t take on airplanes.



Short, sweet, and to the point. To be fair, he totally deserves it.


J said...

TOTALLY did things like this with my friends.

LeeCee said...

He read my mind. Except my pet peeve is mouth breathers. It's like, what is your nose there for if you aren't gonna use it?

idwsj said...

wow...talk about a secret ZING!

Julianne said...

Hahaha thank you for this.

Angel said...

I hate mouth breathers too. I also hate ugly toes. But I don't think they make me want to stab people.

KB said...

haha reminds me of RainbowBrite in class.. he earned the nickname after wearing a sweater with rainbow stripes. ughh.

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