Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Epic fail.

Tonight, I tried to sneak up behind Sofa the Cat to scare her.

I jumped and hooted.

I think I pulled a muscle in my butt. It feels like when you pull your quad, only more debilitating and humiliating, and less likely to earn you roommate sympathy for your whiny antics. If it counts for anything, Sofa was well and truly scared.

You're welcome for sharing, Internet.


Fat Plaid Shirt said...

I was scared just reading your post, for I was sure at the end a giant "boo" was going to occur...

April Elizabeth said...

i scared my lab the other day he screamed (it was weird) did this spin leap and landed on with his paws on my sholder like he was going to eat me...

then he saw it was me and stormed off.

JAXCAT said...

haha. awesome. once I tried to scare my dog and stubbed my toe. total bummer.

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