Sunday, August 30, 2009

In Which I Go to Jail.

Tomorrow, I go diving into the real world* head first. I'm externing at the county jail.

Yeah. Me. The jail.

NoSchool has a really cool program where our desperately overworked public defenders take on third year interns for 8 weeks. The benefit for the public defenders: free labor, an ease on the caseload, someone to get coffee. The benefit for us: units, experience, awesome stories about jail. The terrifying hitch: our state has very loose practice rules, so in 2 weeks, I'll be in court defending my own clients.

To say that I am horrified at this prospect would be an understatement. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Public service! Practical experience! Cocaine addictions! That was when I thought I had several more weeks before hitting the ground running. But no: work starts tomorrow, which means that I have to iron a suit, put on my most reassuring face, and ohGodno learn something about criminal defense before Monday afternoon. People will look at me and think I am a lawyer. And Internet: I am not ready for the responsibility of another human being's freedom. I am barely ready for the responsibility of ironing my own suits.

Unfortunately, it is too late to drop out and get a phD. Believe me, I checked. On the upside: it will give me something to blog about.

Stay out of trouble, kids. Believe me, you do not want to see this face on the other side of the table.

*OK, the practice real world.


Virgin In The Volcano said...

It'll be fine as long as you remember the state is always wrong.

Lauren M. said...

That actually sounds sort of awesome. Good luck!

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