That about sums it up. For those of you who have emailed, asking if I am still alive, I am: right under the vultures.
In your next quasi-regularly scheduled episode, get ready for swine flu, undergrads, the mean thing I did to a stranger, and how fun professors are drunk.
In the meantime, it turns out that I don't actually "know" anything about "jurisprudence," so....I'll be back. Promise.