Fun Fact: The (very very very) annoying 1L who informed me earlier this year that his plan was to clerk for the Supreme Court (excuse me while I laugh derisively, moron) is sitting at my table.
In addition to breathing my air, which I do not appreciate, he is also audibly snorting loogies back up his nose. It's a regular snot concert up in here.
Snort, sniffle, snorrrrrrk, drip.
I am hoping he chokes on his own phlegm.