Saturday, February 21, 2009

Why I Love Darwin, Part 341

Darwin: Who is this person?

Me: He's that law review guy, the shady one.

Darwin: Oh! Yeah. I don't trust him.

Me: Me either. Also, he wears oversized suit jackets and sunglasses inside.

Me: And a backwards baseball cap. Sometimes, it's time to let go of the eighties.

Darwin: Yeah. Miami Vice called, they want their white pants back.


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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson