Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I Win! Also, am exceedingly uncomplicated.

Yep, I'm still employed.

Got letter from from my summer firm today confirming my start date, and asking me to fill out a "conflict of interest" form. I should have just written in red pen "I have no substantive legal experience" to alleviate their concerns, but I didn't want to push my luck in the current economic climate. Instead, its just a vast wasteland of empty space: Investments (none), Lawsuits (none), Prior Firm Work (none).

Life is so beautifully uncomplicated when you are just a baby lawyer.

Also, they clearly have not gotten this semester's grades yet, because I still have a job. Mwhahahah. It's too late now, Summer Firm!


Anonymous said...

A summer long job interview. Sounds like a blast.

Anonymous said...

To anonymous, the first: I wish I could have such a blast.

Congratulations ;)

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