Sunday, January 25, 2009

I love Google Analytics

Great searches that lead to this blog this week:

1. Fat troglodyte Lauren: I don't like Lauren, either. I do like that this search led to my blog, and you'd better believe that I will be blogging about troglodytes more often. Much more often.

2. Feeling dumb in law school: Obviously. That's what's law school is for. This searcher spent a long time here- maybe they learned something?

3. xanax lsat: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Nothing will help you. Nothing.

And, always a favorite:

4. I miss my old life: This should be my byline.

Happy almost-Monday, googlers. I think Lauren's a fat troglodyte, too.


Butterflyfish said...

OMG! I know Lauren. She's totally a fat troglodyte. Also, a whore.

Lauren. said...

....who is this Lauren? :(

ImNobody said...

Haha awwwwww.

Not you. The troglodyte-y one.

All rights reserved to my snotty and generally self-deprecating writing. And if your comments bother me, I'll delete them. That's right, pumpkin.
...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson