In reviewing my notes & outlining courses today, I came across the following little sidelines gems. Unlike last year, where I listened, this year's notes have scribblings of crossword clues and fatalistic predictions about my ability to get a job. That means they are way more interesting to read, and make...about as much sense.
Oct 21: Re-Read Everything. Pretend you understand. Outline.
Oct 23: There is a 0% chance I will understand this, even if I read it.
Oct 25: Oh please god no.
Sept 18: A problem with this approach: we have to assume that the judges are not drunk.
Sept 22: A note on justifications: "If someone comes up with two jacks, and says one-eyed jacks are wild- is that grounds to shoot him?..no? Yes! Of course it is!"
Aug 29: Transnational law is shaaaaady.
Sept 19: Words of Advice from the guru: As you get older, you will find that there are more things in life than sex & alcohol. (Really? Are we sure? What about popcorn?)
Sept 11: Note to Self: Never buy anything that the Heifer designs.
Aug 27: Exam: One policy question, one fact-pattern/issue spotter. Second question will be bulk of exam, will include most of the course material (b/c he is crazy & evil)
Sept 30: Children are also retarded midgets that are suicidal.
Oct 31: If there is a villian in the exam question, he is definitely going to be named after Sneaky Bastard. Ha ha.