Thursday, October 02, 2008

Memo #12: Kenny Chesney, we need to talk

Dear Kenny,

I’m so glad that you have “No shoes, no shirt…no problems.” It sounds delightful.

I, however, have all of the above. In spades. Perhaps you’d like to take some off my hands? I think I have your fair share.

Another problem: I do not have “sun and the sand and a drink in my hands, with no bottoooomm,” though I would like it very much. I have “wind and the cold and a migraine that’s bold, week that’s rotteeennnnnn,” and frankly, it’s a poor substitute.

There’s no need to brag, Mr. Chesney. Put it away.

Kisses!

Nobody

4 comments:

LawSchoolMom said...

Ahh...I love some Kenny Chesney especially when winter sets in around here. All the songs on "Be As You Are" make me yearn for "another life somewhere in the sun." *sigh*

Anonymous said...

you are, by far, the best law blog out there. a part of me wishes we went to the same law school, for my own sanity's sake.

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear God, I feel that post. What devilish bastards decided to lie about 2L being better? I need a bottomless drink badly.

PT-LawMom said...

You totally crack me up. :) Feel better!

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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson