Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Today at law school, I learned...

...if you put enough half & half in it, the law school coffee gets upgraded from "scathing, tastes like burnt turkey feces" up to "dirt-flavored milk."

This is important information for a rough Wednesday morning.


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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson