Monday, September 15, 2008

Email Alert: Ding dong, ding dong

From: Nobody []
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 5:05 PM
To: Roommate []
Subject: ummmmmmmmmmm

Dear Roommate,

So, if you are tall and male. Or really, if you are male: it is inappropriate to stand and jangle your keys at…ahem. Crotch level. Done (in)correctly, it makes you look like you have metallic testicles.

- Nobody


From: Roommate []
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 5:05 PM
Nobody []
Subject: RE: ummmmmmmmmmm


There once was a man in this class.
Whose balls were made out of brass.
In very bad weather,
They clashed right together,
And a jingle came out of his ass.



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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson