Monday, August 11, 2008

Olympic Minutiae?

Dear NBC,

Human interest blah blah blah. I still don't care what Michael Phelps eats for breakfast.

Although he has gotten much hotter since the last Olympics. So thanks for that footage. I'd totally make out with him now.

Kisses!

Nobody

4 comments:

jc said...

Glad to see someone shares my thinking on Phelps!

Pickled. said...

See, I'm more into Matt Grevers. Phelps has too much gum-action going on.

expensivemistakescheapthrills said...

i have managed to avoid watching the olympics thus far.

and will carry on avoiding it. even though you say this michael dude is a hottie.

rhea said...

I still don't think he's cute...but he's made a wonderful feat.

And people are going to hate me, but I still like Ian Thorpe...he's way hot! :P

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