Sunday, August 31, 2008

Memo #10: Sandals' Seedy Underbelly?

Dear Sandals Resort Marketing Team,

Awkward pictures of honeymooners? Check. Softcore porn music? Check.

The phrase "Watersports Included," in big, bold letters?

I may be an innocent little girl, might want to rethink this, if you're going to be airing these things on E!. There are a lot of creepers out there, and you may be creating some....confusion.

Don't look for me at your poolside, anyway.


- Nobody


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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson