Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Dear Tyra: Please?

Dear Tyra,

After a year's worth of non-stop America's Next Top Model marathons, how is it possible that you're giving me nothing now? You're killing me. It is vacation. Get with the program.

I can only watch Animal Planet for so long, and I'm trying not to get a move along, Tyra. Move along.




Scrumtrulescent said...

I suggest the Food Network.

In it to my eyeballs said...

I suggest tylenol pm mid-day. ANTM in my dreams is AWESOME.

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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson