Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Thoughts my mother wishes I hadn't had today: The Tuesday Edition

1. I can get my calcium from Half-Baked, I think. Right? Right.

2. My world would go much better with an early-era Britney Spears sound track.

3. Speaking of which. New rule: less with the pants wearing, more with the Popsicles. It's summer, after all.

4. I'd make a better wedding planner than I would a lawyer.

5. How many martinis is too many martinis for lunch?

6. I bet I could fix that toilet plumbing all by myself.


The Legal Optimist said...

There's no such thing as too many martinis!

Kel said...

I'd want that soundtrack too!

no634 said...

#5 made me laugh out loud in the library. Remind me never to read blogs at school.

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