Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Memo #9: Perhaps You Should Rethink Your Strategy?

To the guy who greeted me on the street this morning with a "Heeeeeey, sexy little thing":

Did you hear me respond with a "What's up, feral hobbit"?

No? That's because we don't always have to call 'em like we see 'em, sugar.


- Nobody

PS: In re: your double-take, ass-stare, "FUCK me!?" follow-up.....No. Probably not.


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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson