Sunday, July 13, 2008

5 Servings a Day!

Things I have eaten today instead of my vegetables:

1. Fruit popsicles: In tangerine and rasberry! Less than 5. Other than that, I'm not saying.
2. Cheese Nips: Better than Cheez-its. There, I said it.
3. A Creamsicle-flavored Cupcake: Yumm.

What? Its hot, its humid- its like the devil's armpit out there, and there's no air conditioning in here. Cooking is out. Traveling any distance for sustenance is out. And also, these are my three favorite food groups, I think. All you kids I'd usually drunk dial are just lucky the wine shop is so far away, or we'd round it out with a nice Cab and make a drunken Sunday of this otherwise sticky day.

On the plus side: Tangerine popsicles! No scurvy!


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