Sunday, June 08, 2008

Random Google Roundup, Version 2.0

So, after tooling around on SiteMeter today after some absence (the internet is monitored at work, etc, etc), I discovered two little gems, which might tell me more about who's been trotting around this humble blog, and how very much we have in common.

Favorite Google Search Results of today's round up:

1. "You re hot but no thanks": If and when this is ever an issue, I find that that the single-arched-eyebrow/withering stare combination works wonders. Who needs to google this? Isn't it learned at birth? And oh goodness...please don't be taking dating etiquette tips from me. It cannot end well.

2. "Admiring bog dating": Are we dating in the admiring bog, is the admiring bog trying to date us, or is this just a weird subcategory that law school daters risk tumbling into? There are some uncomfortably peaty types out there. It sounds like a very boring fan club.

Finally, the ever-popular & frequently recurrent:

3. "I miss my old life": Oh honey. Me too.

I'm off again- I have to study up on toxic mold (yum!) before tomorrow's Very Busy Day. Why do the new kids always get the fun stuff?


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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson