Wednesday, March 12, 2008

But I GOT the flu shot!

I have the plague. Blah.

Also, turns out that cold medication makes me much, much, stupider. I am in fact a smarter drunk than I am a sick person. Not a good sign for my immediate future, great news for my future legal career.


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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson