Monday, January 21, 2008

An Update on the Lamp Situation

The Changing of the Lamp has come.

There were men in robes and doomsdays signs, and the works.

Never fear though- with the moral support of 4 strong men and women, one brave soul managed not only to change the lamp (amidst much shushing from the Moral Support Division), but to move Old Lamp (substandard, lacking in social graces, and completely insufficient Old Lamp) to the table directly behind us, and to replace it with New Lamp (appears physically the same in every regard, but almost certainly has special, as-yet-undiscovered super powers which merit this level of pomp & circumstance).

Whew! I'm glad we got that 30 minute warning (and ensuing 20, and 10, minute warnings). Otherwise, I'd be a wreck.


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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson