Thursday, December 06, 2007

Memo #8: Letters Home

Beloved family,

I was recently reminded that the holiday season is approaching. So are finals. On this note, I would like to make a holiday announcement regarding gift-giving this year:

I give no presents. You get my love, and be glad I have any of that left to spare.

Kisses & gingerbread!

Love,

Nobody

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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson