Monday, November 26, 2007

Thoughts of the Day #6: Please stop, I hate you.

Every damn time Sneaky Bastard opens his mouth, steaming piles of moron come spewing out like vomit.

It makes me cringe every time he raises his hand.

Would it be so much to ask for him to just stop talking for a day? I think it may be giving me migraines.


Post Script: I have not yet introduced the blog to the character of Sneaky Bastard. In light of this, expect a derisively explanatory post when my Torts reading is done.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is posts like these that inspired me to start my own blog. Keep it up, if there is any group of people that need to laugh at themselves it is law students.

Butterflyfish said...

I could have written this about a 1L classmate.

So approriate.

Silly Little Law Student said...

Oh sweet lord, I just about burst out laughing in the lawbrary.... I had a person like that in my 1L class.... "person" still makes me cringe when she opens her mouth in class.

Keep 'em comin! I want to read more about this Sneaky Bastard fellow

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