Friday, September 07, 2007

Memo #2: Public Displays of Vanity

Dear Bad Dye Job,

If sitting in the front row, please refrain from using your webcam as a mirror. I sit behind you so that I don't have to see your face.

The ponytail in question is unimpressive, to say the least. Also, you have a lump in the back, and you missed a piece.

Thanks.

Kisses!

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...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson