Wednesday, September 05, 2007


The following is a Public Service Announcement:

Dear That Guy,
Here's the thing. Just because you intersperse your sentences with the word "said" doesn't mean that anyone thinks you know the law. Lets try a sample, shall we?
"The said foot was shoved forcibly in said ass. In said situation, the said plaintiff uttered said exclamation."
Now why did I take out all those student loans if all I needed was the magic word? Please, cease & desist. Thanks!


Other fun things about today: Discovered that the roommate's cat has been eating lint out of the dryer vent, causing said cat to yak all over the living room, and in other special places she discovered while we were in class all day. Rock on. Its like Easter in September.


All rights reserved to my snotty and generally self-deprecating writing. And if your comments bother me, I'll delete them. That's right, pumpkin.
...How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!
-- Emily Dickinson